Archive - The Subpar Group

“Sir, you now have 15 minutes until Navy beats Army,” LTJG [REDACTED], the boat’s most senior NUB and a proud member of the great class of 2017…

Dec 13, 2024 •

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November 2024

A SUBPAR Thanksgiving

This post was originally published on Thanksgiving 2023.

Nov 28, 2024 •

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How long would it take for the navy to get me to SOAC?

SUBPAR has recently been bitten by the submarine nostalgia bug.

Nov 26, 2024 •

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Dear SPG - Funny gift ideas for my CO

Nov 19, 2024 •

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September 2024

First class petty officer too thin to be promoted

Navy Chief! Navy Pride!

Sep 28, 2024 •

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Does that answer your question?

The Subpar Group Co-Creator and I were recently talking about the Fed cutting interest rates by 50 bps (aka .5%).

Sep 21, 2024 •

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August 2024

SUBPAR Operational Pause

As we have recounted numerous times before, SUBPAR started as a way to blow off some steam while we were underway on the USS [REDACTED].

Aug 28, 2024 •

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The Enlisted Corner

SUBPAR received the following post from a former ETN1(SS).

Aug 8, 2024 •

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July 2024

A Sea Story from the 90s

SUBPAR received the following from an anonymous writer.

Jul 30, 2024 •

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Dear Subpar Group - I need help packing for my MIDN cruise

Today’s article is brought to you by the same intern who wrote July 1, 2024 and Dear Subpar Group - How Should I Spend My Bonus.

Jul 24, 2024 •

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Jul 17, 2024 •

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Rickover Makes His First Public Speech

Rickover's first speech as a presidential candidate was recorded and transcribed by a SUBPAR reporter

Jul 11, 2024 •

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