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TFT's avatar

Dear Mr. Lawyer,

I have been exposed to being on a submarine. I have chronic close talking and periscope eye. I also have a condition where I can only look for objects by spinning for three zero seconds in a clockwise circle, then followed by a half circle spin while squinting. It is a real problem for me. You did not include this last one in your post, but I think it is related to my exposure. My doctor is prescribing me Motrin for my condition, but it has not improved. Please help me. Otherwise, I will be forced to sign a DH to earn enough money to undergo an experimental surgery.

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Matt Harlow's avatar

At first incorrectly read "chronic anime smell" but realized that might have been able to make the list as well.

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