Were you or a loved one stationed on a US Submarine between 1954-today?
If so, you may be entitled to compensation, contact us today! Don't wait!
Between 1954 and today an estimated two million people who worked aboard US Submarines were exposed to being on a submarine. Being on a submarine is a rare but easily preventable condition in which officers and sailors are forced to work, sleep, eat, and interact on a submarine.
Tragically the cure for being on a submarine - not being on a submarine - is well known though outside of the financial means of most families. Families facing a recent being on a submarine diagnosis face many challenges like medical care, bills, and important life decisions. The Subpar Group’s lawyers, case workers, and investigators will be with you every step of the way. Email thesubpargroup@gmail.com today!
Not sure if you’ve been affected by being on a submarine? Do you experience or have you experienced any of the following:
Unexpected weight loss
Unexpected weight gain
Sleep deprivation
Depression
Erectile dysfunction
Erectile Anxiety
Constant erections
Hair loss
Vitamin D deficiency
Porn addiction
Acute Divorce
Barely passable Rules of the Road level of knowledge
Children replaced you
Toxic command climate
Inability to write a resume
Difficulty talking to civilians
Below average Hinge profile
Chronic amine smell
Menopause
Spouse no longer in loves you but doesn’t divorce you because of Tricare
Bad tattoos
Nicotine experimentation
Engagement postponement
Engagement cancellation
Social alcoholism
Non-functional Alcoholism
High functioning alcoholism
Crippling emotional dependency
Inability to love
Sleep deprivation
Romantic dysfunction
Chronic Red detailing
Loss of career aspirations
Fail PNEO
Fail PNEO twice
Pass PNEO
Oxygen deprivation
General sense of disillusionment
Spouse spends all your money
Sleep deprivation
Insomnia without white noise
EAB imprints on your face
Head pain
Shoulder pain
Knee pain
Toe pain
Guilt when taking a shower longer than 45 seconds
Loss of ability to say numbers other than 0-12
Egomania when talking to anyone other than an 1120
Razor burn
Close talking
Pale skin
Periscope eye
Coffee addiction
Urge to prove you’re smarter than everyone in the room
Insecurity knowing you’re not smarter than everyone in the room
Sleep deprivation
If you have experienced one or more of the following, it is likely you were on a submarine and may be entitled to compensation.
Contact the SUBPAR group to get help today. Call toll free at 1-888-BADSUBS. Operators are standing by. Don’t wait.
Dear Mr. Lawyer,
I have been exposed to being on a submarine. I have chronic close talking and periscope eye. I also have a condition where I can only look for objects by spinning for three zero seconds in a clockwise circle, then followed by a half circle spin while squinting. It is a real problem for me. You did not include this last one in your post, but I think it is related to my exposure. My doctor is prescribing me Motrin for my condition, but it has not improved. Please help me. Otherwise, I will be forced to sign a DH to earn enough money to undergo an experimental surgery.
At first incorrectly read "chronic anime smell" but realized that might have been able to make the list as well.