The Way I.C. It - When You're Married to an ORSE SBM
ORSE SBM: Honey, report if you are cooking without the appropriate procedure?
Spouse: I’ve made this curry every week for the last 18 years. I don’t need the recipe.
ORSE SBM: Honey, procedural compliance is the bedrock of a good batch of curry. Request you utilize the proper procedure.
Spouse: No.
ORSE SBM: Honey, cooking without a procedure is not in accordance with MARRIAGEINST24.25C.
Spouse: I don’t care.
ORSE SBM: Honey, request you use formal communications while we’re conducting an evolution.
Spouse: You’re doing it again! We’re not on the fucking boat. Just let me cook.
ORSE SBM: Just let you cook, aye.
ORSE SBM: Honey, recommend point-read-operating when turning on the stove. This was a re-occurring deficiency during our last Cooking Audit and Surveillance.
Spouse: Go away.
ORSE SBM: Honey, recommend formal communications!
Spouse: Fine.
Spouse: Request a divorce.
ORSE SBM: Request a divorce, aye.