SUBPAR VA Claim

Dear SUBPAR,

Thank you for your service and sacrifice for our country. The Department of Veterans Affairs (VA) has completed reviewing your Benefits Delivery at Discharge claim. This letter will explain the VA’s decision about your benefits. If you have more than one condition, VA combines percentages to determine your overall disability rating. The percentages assigned for each of your conditions may not always add up to your combined rating evaluation.

YOUR BENEFIT DECISION

1. Service connection for writing a mid-tier submarine humor blog is granted with an evaluation of 70 percent

2. Service connection for trying to relive your glory days is granted with an evaluation of 30 percent

3. Service connection for not being nearly as funny as they think they are is granted with an evaluation of 30 percent

4. Service connection for spending their free time off of the submarine talking about the submarine is granted with an evaluation of 20 percent 

5. Service connection for shamelessly plugging their blog around their friends is granted with an evaluation of 10 percent 

6. Service connection for failing to make friends outside of the Navy because most civilians don’t want to hear about a silly military humor blog is granted with an evaluation of 10 percent

7. Service connection for back pain from not being allowed to sit down while on watch is granted with an evaluation of 10 percent

8. Service connection for developing an irreverent sense of humor that will violate most corporate HR policies is granted with an evaluation of 10 percent

9. Service connection for side effects associated with the use of ORSE-enhancing drugs is granted with an evaluation of 10 percent

10. Service connection for tinnitus is granted with an evaluation of 10 percent

11. Service connection for being on a submarine is granted with an  evaluation of 10 percent

12. Service connection for breaking your leg after falling down the aft escape trunk while rigging for dive is denied as it is not service connected

Your combined rating evaluation is 100%. Your monthly entitlement amount of $3,621.95 (based on a single veteran with no dependents) will be deposited to the financial institution and account number that you specified in your claim.

Thank you for your service,

Regional Office Director
Department of Veterans Affairs

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