The Way I.C. It: When your watch relief is late
EOOW: Electric Operator, report time.
EO: Report time, Engineering Officer of the Watch, Electrical Operator, aye.
EO: Engineering Officer of the Watch, zero two three nine.
RO: Spoken zero two thirty nine.
EOOW: Zero two thirty nine, aye.
EOOW picks up MJ phone.
EOOW: Line clear, line clear GROWLING.
CHOP: Wardroom, Chop.
EOOW: Chop, Engineering Officer of the Watch, report if the AWEPS is in the wardroom.
CHOP: Report if the AWEPS is in the wardroom Engineering Officer of the Watch, CHOP aye.
CHOP: Engineering Officer of the Watch, Chop, the AWEPS is in the wardroom.
QMOW: Line clear, Line clear GROW…
EOOW: LINE NOT CLEAR! AHHH
CHOP: Not fucking clear!
EOOW: Chop, report if the AWEPS is done eating.
CHOP: Report if the AWEPS is done eating, Engineering Officer of the Watch, CHOP, aye.
CHOP: Engineering Officer of the Watch, CHOP, the AWEPS is done eating. He is finishing an episode of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
EOOW: Chop, Engineering Officer of the Watch, tell the AWEPS to get his ass up and fucking relieve me. Fuck!
CHOP giggles and hangs up the MJ.
RO: Engineering Officer of the Watch, recommend formality in the Maneuvering Room.