The Subpar Group Best Sellers
Professionally ranked by the experts of SUBPARs literature division
1. Somehow I Contact Manage
By Mickey Shawn
A gripping story of an incompetent contact manager who overcomes his inability to apply basic sonar principles to win the hearts and minds of his watch team.
2. Oncoming
By Morgan O’Hara
In this intimate and powerful memoir, O’Hara recounts an oncoming period on the USS Chicago spent entirely on formatting a Data Collection Message no one would read.
“A must read for any JO who was promised an uninterrupted oncoming,” – Jonathon Ringer, former 1120.
3. I Know Why the SCRAM Alarm is in
By Michael Atkinson
It turns out, he didn’t.
“Ask not for whom the SCRAM Alarm tolls, it tolls for thee.”
4. An Above Average Marriage
By John Bayer
A practical self-help book written by this ORSE JBM about applying the principles of audit and surveillance to improve marital bliss. Be sure to check out the ready-to-use POAM and monitor package in the back of the book to hit the ground running.
“The cornerstone of any successful marriage is standards and avoiding complacency.”
Honorable Mentions:
Diary of a Young EOOW
12 Months a NUB
Faith of My Department Heads
LT Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
Encyclopedia Brown and the Case of the Missing Diesel Logs
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