OnlyNUBS Top 10 Most Viewed Videos of 2023
Early in 2023, the controversial website OnlyNUBS was first launched. The website, founded by an anonymous submarine department head, features paid videos of Submarine NUBs debasing themselves on their road to qualification.
Listed below are the most viewed OnlyNUBs videos of 2023:
Honorable Mentions:
MMAFN found topside by Main Ballast Tank vent valves by DCPO on 2230 tour because he was never told to secure phones
NNPTC Honor Graduate fails first CTE
ETV3 drops 3 separate tools into sail void during bridge de-rig
10. CRA spends 20 minutes trying to draw Valve Op during EOOW board before telling CO “I didn’t think I needed to know this for the board”
9. Newly qualified periscope operator does a 55 minute scope rotation after plots forgets to “reset timer”
8. EOOW U/I directed to find all the 3MC speakers in the engine room
7. MMA3 confidently tells 3MI inspector that he doesn’t need to have a qualification card to conduct maintenance
6. Sonar Officer leaves boat at 1430 on a Tuesday after telling QAO he doesn’t have any work to do
5. Devout Mormon MMN2 does two back-to-back dry scoops of pre-workout for an AGANG end of card
4. Electrical Assistant spends entire offgoing looking for sound powered phone batteries
3. MMN3 requests permission from EOOW to blow the DCA
2. STSSA silently stands in maneuvering for 3.5 hours working up the courage to ask the EO for an EPM checkout
1. MPA embarrasses herself by drawing one line diagram of Diesel spark plugs