EDMC Sees His Shadow; Six More Weeks of ORSE Prep
Norfolk, Va (SPG) - A large crowd of sailors turned out to see EDMC Phil Punxsutawney today, waiting to learn whether the Senior Chief saw his own shadow in ERLL. EDMC was his normal grumpy self when he emerged from the deep bilge and saw his own shadow, officials deemed.
As aficionados of the annual ritual will know, that means the USS Pennsylvania is in for six more week of ORSE Prep, and as the prediction was read out during quarters of the pier, a sign was held aloft by a disgruntled MMN3 (SS) reading, “We fucking hate ORSE Prep.”
