Dear Subpar Group - Should I Single?
Our most controversial Dear SPG yet
Dear Subpar Group,
My CO is a big fan of SUBPAR. He thinks The Subpar Group is onto something and always authorizes us to single the duty! Which is great, but he empowers us to decide which JO gets to go home and which JO gets the honor of being the only officer on the boat! As you might expect, this causes some issues. My best friend and I got into a huge fight over who should get home and who should get stuck doing the midnight tours. The fight was so bad that neither of us agreed to single and we both spent the night on the boat.
Please help,
LT Hopefully Singled
Dear LT Hopefully Singled,
You both spent the night on the boat?! That is unacceptable. Like any good 1120, you need a systematic way to decide who gets singled and who does the singling. Back on the USS [REDACTED] we had a flowchart that NEVER failed! Check it out below.
V/r,
SPG
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Brilliant flowchart. This should be posted in every Wardroom P-way.
Printing this out and putting it in the duty officer turnover notebook