BREAKING: SUBPAR Obtained Army Navy Game Critique
The highly classified critique was leaked to SUBPAR by a former USNA football player
The Subpar Group obtained the following partial critique report detailing Navy Football’s loss in the 124th Army Navy Game Saturday. While the information contained in the report has yet to be verified, SUBPAR has no reason to doubt its authenticity. According to a source familiar with the Navy Football team, the write-up was kicked back to the football staff by NAVSEA(08) due to a lack of rigor in root cause analysis and a failure to assign root causes to each of the problem statements.
An unnamed football player said, leaving the critique “That was the single most soul sucking thing I have ever experienced. I never want to play football again.”
This is a developing story. The Subpar Group will continue to provide updates on the on-going critique.